You Just Might Be A Liberal

Like a duck who doesn’t know he’s wet, some reasonably bright people have no idea that they are knee-jerk liberals. There are a number of helpful tips which can help you reveal you’re true political colors. For example, If you spend more time at Peace rallies than at church you Just Might be a liberal

 

Heres a few more.

If you believe the Dixie Chicks got all those Grammys because of their singing ability instead of their politics….You Just Might be a Liberal.

If you think Charlie Sheen is a better role model than George W. Bush…You Just Might be a Liberal.

If you believe Bill Clinton “Never had sex with that woman, Miss Lewinski.” You Just Might be a Liberal.

If you didn’t find “Brokeback Mountain” the least bit creepy…You Just Might be a Liberal

If you’ve never been north of 125th Street or west of the Hudson River but think you know how Alaska should drill for oil…You Just Might be a Liberal.

If you think Al Franken is funny….You Just Might be a Liberal.

If you feel the UN should have control over America’s foreign policy….You Just Might be a Liberal.

If you think Michael Moore is incredibly sexy….You Just Might be a Liberal.

If you hate the military, big oil and Halliburton but “Support Our Troops”…You Just Might be a Liberal.

If you’ve ever called Forbes magazine a “Capitalist Tool” and meant it in a bad way…You Just Might be a Liberal.

If you “teach” in any of the Humanities Departments of any major college…You Just Might be a Liberal.

If you feel anyone who disagrees with you is brain damaged….You Just Might be a Liberal.

By and large, the humor is sharply pointed and could draw blood from a few thin-skinned liberals. If you’re looking for your daily chuckle, this is a great place to start.


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